Message From the King (2016)
Don’t be fooled by the poster – this movie is a sleeping pill from start to finish.
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
As impending obscurity looms, Harry Potter whines his way into another victory, which sees everyone else doing his work for him. Again.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Harry Potter is up against the Gobshite of Dire, er, Goblet of Fire in another dud in the series.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
Wait, an actually competently put-together Harry Potter film? How unexpected.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Meaningless, illogically, badly acted, badly directed – what is this, a really bad joke?
Anna and the King (1999)
Aside from the novelty of seeing local actors in an international movie, this one is a bit of a snooze. Watchable, but not very exciting.