Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV (2016)
This movie is very pretty, but I’d suggest waiting for rental. It’s all flash and bang, but with little substance.
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The Martian (2015)
What happens when MacGyver gets scuttled to Mars and has everything at his disposal to do his survival stuff?
Jupiter Ascending (2015)
No, it’s not even close to being The Matrix. There are better things to watch, surely.
Black Death (2010)
The Black Death kills many, but the most terrifying things here are the humans.
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
Ugh, this is so stupid but ssh, don’t tell anyone it’s not too bad either.
The Island (2005)
For a Michael Bay-directed movie, this one isn’t too bad.
National Treasure (2004)
Bummer, I am hoping to like this one far more than I actually do.
Troy (2004)
Not even history can stop Brad Pitt from waxing his armpits for a role.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
All that fuss… over a silly ring?
Don’t Say a Word (2001)
The shiniest thing here is Michael Douglas’s new facelift.