As impending obscurity looms, Harry Potter whines his way into another victory, which sees everyone else doing his work for him. Again.
Well, this one is almost good, but Daniel Radcliffe will always be what he is, sigh.
Harry Potter is up against the Gobshite of Dire, er, Goblet of Fire in another dud in the series.
Wait, an actually competently put-together Harry Potter film? How unexpected.
Yes, Hugh Jackman is hot, but this is one of the absolute worst movies I’ve ever seen.