Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
As impending obscurity looms, Harry Potter whines his way into another victory, which sees everyone else doing his work for him. Again.
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Well, this one is almost good, but Daniel Radcliffe will always be what he is, sigh.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Harry Potter is up against the Gobshite of Dire, er, Goblet of Fire in another dud in the series.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
Wait, an actually competently put-together Harry Potter film? How unexpected.
Van Helsing (2004)
Yes, Hugh Jackman is hot, but this is one of the absolute worst movies I’ve ever seen.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Meaningless, illogically, badly acted, badly directed – what is this, a really bad joke?
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001)
Inept direction and a wooden lead actor make this adaptation far from magical.
From Hell (2001)
Oh dear, this is a dark and fun – but depressing – movie. The poor hero can’t catch a break.
The World Is Not Enough (1999)
Poor James Bond looks so lost and trapped here. Blink twice if you are in danger, honey-poo!