Prison (1987)
Even Viggo Mortensen in white briefs can’t save this movie.
Tag:Renny Harlin (Director)
The Legend of Hercules (2014)
Wait, what’s with all this sudden interest in Hercules again?
The Covenant (2006)
Ugh, this one has all these Ken dolls and still ends up crap. Unforgivable!
Driven (2001)
The hilarious homoerotic subtext is the only reason to see this hammy cringefest.
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
The sharks are the smartest things here, and that is quite cool actually.