The Pope’s Exorcist (2023)
We already have The Exorcist at home, dear.
Tag:Ralph Ineson
Gunpowder Milkshake (2021)
Nice concept but the tired and dull execution misses the target completely.
Brahms: The Boy II (2020)
Talk about an unnecessary and uninteresting sequel that nobody asks for.
The Witch (2015)
Worshiping a deity that you are fearful of will lead you to a very, very dark place…
Ready Player One (2018)
Lots of gamer meta references and CGI porn mask a derivative and often silly story.
The Huntsman: Winter’s War (2016)
Thor and Not-Natalie-Portman take on Elsa, who just can’t let it go, while four midgets run around kissing for the Rule 34 crowd.
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
This movie needs to be ten times more absurd and offensive than it actually is.
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
This Marvel adaptation is the one I have been looking forward to the most, so of course it has to disappoint me the most too.
Robin Hood (2010)
Here is an interesting, human Robin Hood, but the movie itself could have been tighter.
From Hell (2001)
Oh dear, this is a dark and fun – but depressing – movie. The poor hero can’t catch a break.