Cooties (2014)
Frodo versus kiddie zombies! Still much better than The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power.
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The Boy (2015)
This is how kiddie psychos are made. He’s surrounded by cartoon villains.
The Meg (2018)
Jason Statham turns out to be the only valid reason to watch this thing, and even then, he’s fighting uphill.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
Hello, dumbness, my old friend…
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Rob Zombie decides to direct a horror movie and makes a complete travesty of the whole process.
Full Frontal (2002)
Who would’ve thought a self-indulgent prattle about spoiled Hollywood brats would make such a dull movie?
America’s Sweethearts (2001)
This is a dreary chick flick with big stars. Julia Roberts pretending to be all sweet and humble is a big minus.
Almost Famous (2000)
Ah, the bittersweet memories of corrupted youth… and other nonsense like that.
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Oh god, this so-meta parody of Star Trek is definitely one to remember!