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Tag:Peter Facinelli

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

June 23, 2010 | 3 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Action & Adventure

So many hot guys in this movie. I need to fan my… face.

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The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

November 23, 2009 | 2 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Action & Adventure

The only reason to watch this is shirtless Taylor Lautner. Those abs alone give ten points to Team Jacob.

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Twilight (2008)

Twilight (2008)

December 17, 2008 | 2 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Action & Adventure

The movie adaptation of that book commits the worst crime ever: it is lethally boring.

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The Scorpion King (2002)

The Scorpion King (2002)

April 25, 2002 | 2 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Action & Adventure

This baby lacks sting.

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