Spider-Man and Star-Lord go on an adventure with the lower half of a dead man’s body. Really.
Octavia Spencer elevates this movie, but why is she even in this thing in the first place?
If a scaly merman is the man of your dreams, this romantic fantasy will fill you to your gills.
There is a great, inspiring story in here… buried under excessive “creative liberties” and lazy caricatures.
Oh momma, this is a big turd.