Alien Invasion: S.U.M.1 (2017)
Oh, the awful things that happen when people try to be more clever than they are.
Tag:Norman Reedus
John Carpenter’s Cigarette Burns (2005)
See? Watching deviant movies can turn you into a murderous lunatic.
Pandorum (2009)
This one would have been an excellent space horror flick if the people behind it didn’t get too ambitious.
Deuces Wild (2002)
This star-studded thriller is a dud.
Blade II (2002)
This one gets to the finish line solely by the rule of cool. Its bloated, incessant action scenes can get tedious fast.
Gossip (2000)
Slick, hip, fun… but it lacks substance that would have made it a really good watch.