Shazam! Fury of the Gods (2023)
This isn’t the best superhero movie around, but it doesn’t deserve its swift and painful death on the box office.
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Shazam! (2019)
Always bet on the real deal; the original Captain Marvel is so much better than the recent Disney version.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)
It’s the same as the first movie, only with twice as much of the bad.
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
This movie needs to be ten times more absurd and offensive than it actually is.
John Carter (2012)
Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring.
The Eagle (2011)
This one is fun enough, but it could have been better too.
Robin Hood (2010)
Here is an interesting, human Robin Hood, but the movie itself could have been tighter.
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Oh my goodness, the homoerotic sexual tension! I like, I like!
Babylon A.D. (2008)
This one starts out promising, but eventually becomes one hot mess.
Sunshine (1999)
Let’s see if Ralph Fiennes’s bare butt can keep you awake through this snoozefest.