Menage a Trois (1997)
For shame, having a young Daniel Craig as the sex object but not even showing an explicit sex scene? Priorities, people!
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Gunpowder Milkshake (2021)
Nice concept but the tired and dull execution misses the target completely.
Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV (2016)
This movie is very pretty, but I’d suggest waiting for rental. It’s all flash and bang, but with little substance.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)
Jane Austen story with zombies! Unfortunately, this forgettable flick doesn’t know how to capitalize on its premise to be worth much.
300: Rise of an Empire (2014)
The hero in this one is a major downgrade from Gerard Butler. Still, there’s always Eva Green.
300 (2006)
Jesus, it’s like someone made a war movie out of an army of Ken dolls.
Possession (2002)
Pretentious twaddle ahoy.
Gossip (2000)
Slick, hip, fun… but it lacks substance that would have made it a really good watch.
Onegin (1999)
An arty farty movie based on a Russian story? Oh, cringe.