Underwater (2020)
While it doesn’t completely sink, it doesn’t quite float to the top either.
Tag:Kristen Stewart
Charlie’s Angels (2019)
I’m starting to suspect that there is a conspiracy in Hollywood to turn feminism into joke.
Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk (2016)
The satirical messages can be hard hitting, but the movie itself is a bit of a pretentious miss. Maybe the book is better.
Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)
Bella Swan and Thor get together to take down the evil Queen and kill us all with boredom.
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
So many hot guys in this movie. I need to fan my… face.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
The only reason to watch this is shirtless Taylor Lautner. Those abs alone give ten points to Team Jacob.
Twilight (2008)
The movie adaptation of that book commits the worst crime ever: it is lethally boring.
Panic Room (2002)
There is more hype than substance filling up the room here.
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)
This low-rent sequel assembles a third-rate version of the cast in the original movie. So much cringe to give!