Surprise! It’s never Wanda’s fault! Silly me to even imagine that this may not be a formulaic MCU thing, even for a second.
We already know the whole sitcom thing is a sham. Why are they still going on with that?
Uh-oh, Vision is onto Wanda. Also, Evan Peters. Gross.
And now, all answers are revealed. What else is left?
The sequel is – wait for it – not as good as the original. Color me astounded.