Pet Sematary (2019)
Good lord, are they going to remake every bloody thing in the last five decades?
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You, Murderer (1995)
Well, at least they close a dire sixth season with something that tries to be different.
The Accountant (2016)
We must understand that people with autism can also be deadly killing machines and sociopaths. How’s this for affirmative action?
Interstellar (2014)
Christopher Nolan wastes almost 3 hours to show that women are horrible emotional creatures.
Orange County (2002)
This one has heart, at least.
Shrek (2001)
This one is quite on the overrated side, isn’t it? It doesn’t know whether it wants to be a kiddie show or a more grown-up one.
Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (2000)
A lot of the Rugrats magic is lost in the transition to big screen.