Searching (2018)
It’s like Unfriended, only with only one likely dead girl and her distraught father.
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Star Trek Beyond (2016)
This is one birthday celebration for the Star Trek franchise. Despite not being a fan of the original, I’m still entertained.
Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013)
This is Star Trek on steroids. I can hear the fans of the older shows baying for blood…
Total Recall (2012)
Alright, who are the morons that asked for this thing to be made? WHO?
Star Trek (2009)
Wait, is this a Star Trek film or a Star Wars fan film?
American Wedding (2003)
Oh god, this thing is still going on? Just let it die already.
American Pie 2 (2001)
Why does this even get made? You know what, I don’t care. I’ll just show myself to the exit.
Down to Earth (2001)
Yeah yeah, white men are immoral idiots, black people know how it’s done. Surprise, this is a Chris Rock movie.
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)
This low-rent sequel assembles a third-rate version of the cast in the original movie. So much cringe to give!
American Beauty (1999)
This movie smirks and acts like it’s good, and what’s more annoying is that it actually is.