Black Adam (2022)
The story of how the Rock killed DCEU is more interesting than this generic cape shlock.
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Justice League (2017)
This is quite the ride, although the plot is dumb and the villain is meh. DC is Marvel now, fam!
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
The best thing about this movie is Wonder Woman’s throwaway appearance. Everything else is just dreary and plodding.
Man of Steel (2013)
I don’t recall Superman being this dreary, joyless, and insufferable. Can we have another reboot?
Immortals (2011)
Oh god, everyone involved in this putrid mess has better have a strong word with his or her agent.
The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)
I should have just poked my eyes with a fork; that’d be a more enjoyable thing to do.