The Mandrake Root (1989)
It’s just too bad that the root belongs to a tree-guy that feeds on human blood.
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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009)
The whole thing is blah and meh squared.
White Chicks (2004)
Just… just… no.
Red Dragon (2002)
Incredible how a movie about a serial killer can become an outlet for people who want to be “respectable actors”.
Showtime (2002)
Robert De Niro really needs the money, doesn’t he?
Down to Earth (2001)
Yeah yeah, white men are immoral idiots, black people know how it’s done. Surprise, this is a Chris Rock movie.
Hannibal (2001)
This is what happens when people take a ham like Hannibal Lecter too seriously.
The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)
Hot. Sexy, sizzling, hot.