It’s better than Van Helsing, for what that’s worth!
Magic and mad messiahs make a malevolent mix.
This movie wants to be funny, but it isn’t. It wants to be sexy, but it also isn’t that as well. So, not sure what’s the point of it all.
Ugh, what a mess this turns out to be. Hugh Jackman is fine, though!
The shiniest thing here is Michael Douglas’s new facelift.