Primal (2019)
Nicolas Cage! Dangerous animals and men with guns!
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Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)
It’s better than Van Helsing, for what that’s worth!
Lord of Illusions (1995)
Magic and mad messiahs make a malevolent mix.
Once Upon a Time in Venice (2017)
This movie wants to be funny, but it isn’t. It wants to be sexy, but it also isn’t that as well.
X2 (2003)
Ugh, what a mess this turns out to be. Hugh Jackman is fine, though!
Don’t Say a Word (2001)
The shiniest thing here is Michael Douglas’s new facelift.
Love & Sex (2000)
What a boring chick-lit navel-gazing snore.
X-Men (2000)
I want to have Wolverine’s babies. That is all.
House on Haunted Hill (1999)
A cheesy movie like the original, but without the magic.