Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
Leia, Luke, Han Solo, Chewbacca – it’s so good to see all of you again. Oh, and hi, new kids, I guess they ain’t so bad.
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The Island (2005)
For a Michael Bay-directed movie, this one isn’t too bad.
Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005)
The whole crappiness of this trilogy is over. Let’s never speak of it again.
Big Fish (2003)
Sick and tired of your selfish, narcissist drama queen parent? You are such an ass, this movie will tell you. Those parents are the best!
Down with Love (2003)
Down with unnecessary, dreary remakes of old movies!
Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002)
Thank god that annoying kid from the previous movie is gone. Jar Jar Binks is still around, unfortunately.
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Team America is here to save the day again!
Moulin Rouge! by Various Artists
Popular songs are bastardized, butchered, and mangled to near sacrilegious levels, and the whole thing is glorious.
Moulin Rouge (2001)
This sensory overload of a movie has better music and hype than it has a story.