Black Widow (2021)
Plot twist: Black Widow is actually a Doll, and she’s finally going to take down M Bison!
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Extraction (2020)
I like Chris Hemsworth when he’s being banged up bloody and riddled with bullets. Sexy!
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
The book is better, as the movie takes a safe approach to be more palatable to straight people.
Hellboy (2019)
This is like the WWE version of a reboot. It’s loud, appropriately explosive… but something seems missing somehow.
Suicide Squad (2016)
Watch it for Will Smith and Margot Robbie, because everything else here isn’t very good or memorable.
The Equalizer (2014)
Denzel Washington brings on his most piercing glare and scowl to The Equalizer. The impressive body count, alas, includes the plot as well.
A Walk Among the Tombstones (2014)
This one won’t blow anyone’s mind or change the world, but it does its job well.
War of the Worlds (2005)
Steven Spielberg has lost it completely.