Quentin Tarantino touches himself excitedly while directing this eye-rolling self-congratulatory waste of almost three hours.
Tag: Dakota Fanning
How can a movie with so many talented people end up being such a lifeless bore?
So many hot guys in this movie. I need to fan my… face.
The only reason to watch this is shirtless Taylor Lautner. Those abs alone give ten points to Team Jacob.
Steven Spielberg has lost it completely.