Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019)
Quentin Tarantino touches himself excitedly while directing this eye-rolling self-congratulatory waste of almost three hours.
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Ocean’s 8 (2018)
How can a movie with so many talented people end up being such a lifeless bore?
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
So many hot guys in this movie. I need to fan my… face.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
The only reason to watch this is shirtless Taylor Lautner. Those abs alone give ten points to Team Jacob.
War of the Worlds (2005)
Steven Spielberg has lost it completely.
Uptown Girls (2003)
Believe it or not, Brittany Murphy is the best thing about this show.
I Am Sam (2002)
This is the Oscar bait movie that ends up going off the rails instead.