This is one largely unremarkable movie that will forever be burdened by the legacy of the brand and the overreaction surrounding its release.
Tag: Chris Hemsworth
Thor and Not-Natalie-Portman take on Elsa, who just can’t let it go, while four midgets run around kissing for the Rule 34 crowd.
Bella Swan and Thor get together to take down the evil Queen and kill us all with boredom.
Joss Whedon once again proves that he’s overrated when it comes to his ability as a writer and director.
The sequel is – wait for it – not as good as the original. Color me astounded.