Poor Cthulhu. He can’t catch a break from pesky unwanted guests to his watery abode.

Okay, so there’s a pretty hot naked guy here, but the most part, bite me.

This is a CW drama hiding behind a misleadingly scary poster.

Wait, do the Deep Ones live in the Arctic?

Knights versus werewolves! Too bad they don’t have guns…

The gore is pretty good, but so much of everything else is a bore.