Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)
JK Rowling finally gets to share the same oxygen as the two men she has the hots for.
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Alien: Covenant (2017)
Is it just me or are the humans getting dumber with each new Alien movie?
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)
JK Rowling’s “I wrote the script myself!” Pokemon GO movie is… uneven. Eddie Redmayne is frightfully gorgeous, though.
Alex Cross (2012)
This one is so stupefying dull, it’s amazing how one manages to stay awake to the end.
What’s the Worst That Could Happen? (2001)
Well, the worst thing is that it bores me… oh wait.
Love’s Labour’s Lost (2000)
Shakespeare and Kenneth Branagh always feel like a pretentious excursion.