300: Rise of an Empire (2014)
The hero in this one is a major downgrade from Gerard Butler. Still, there’s always Eva Green.
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300 (2006)
Jesus, it’s like someone made a war movie out of an army of Ken dolls.
The Pianist (2002)
The Jews are being gassed, but damn it, pay attention to the protagonist now!
The Bunker (2001)
Men running along scary tunnels for what seems like forever. Please drop a bomb on them already.