Lady Gaga and Rocket Raccoon are getting it on, but seriously kids, don’t drink so much.
This is one sodden mess of a movie that doesn’t seem to know how to tell me a coherent story.
The kind of humor here doesn’t really fit the whole thing. Awkward.
Everything about this movie is so, so, so on point that I can only shower it with love.
This is a crappy Final Fantasy movie, but on its own merits, it’s actually alright.