Pompeii (2014)
Volcano explodes, people die, and I yawn.
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Suicide Squad (2016)
Watch it for Will Smith and Margot Robbie, because everything else here isn’t very good or memorable.
Thor: The Dark World (2013)
The sequel is – wait for it – not as good as the original. Color me astounded.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
If you want to feel what it’s like to have your brain nuked by a missile, go watch this movie.
The Bourne Identity (2002)
Matt Damon gets all assassin-y and cool, but the movie seems to lack a pulse.
The Mummy Returns (2001)
The first move is better. A shocker, I know.