Privacy Policy


This website features reviews of books, movies, music, and other stuff, all written and (badly) edited by yours truly here. We reserve the right to update this site whenever our schedule permits, and our opinions are 100% correct as far as we’re concerned because, strangely enough, we’ve never disagreed with a thing we’ve said. If you disagree with anything, you can let us know, but we can’t promise we’d care. If you don’t like our tone, tough. Go eat a cookie and find another place online that’s more to your liking.


This site is owned by HOT SAUCE REVIEWS. Original writings belong to us and while they can reproduced on websites or dead tree material as long as you don’t try to make money out of our work. It will be nice if you will credit us for these material. It will also be nice if you can write in and let us know if you want to use anything on this website.


This website is created to indulge our own sense of self-importance. We don’t want to educate anyone or change anyone’s mind. It will be nice if you wish to adore us and worship our opinions, but that’s not really necessary. We’re not journalists, literature gurus, or authors. We don’t have any horse in any race where publishers and bloggers are concerned. Simply put, this is a website of readers, watchers, and listeners who like to see their words up online.

The content of this website is strictly of our own opinion. Whether you choose to agree or disagree is entirely your prerogative. We are not responsible for any weight loss, bad choices, break-ups, break-downs, or any other things that may or may not arise from your visit.


We don’t deliberately set out to use cookies on the website. We don’t know how to, heh, and we don’t need to. But advertisements, trackers, affiliate links, and the third-party materials on this website could very well contain cookies.


We don’t care about protecting the children because it is not our responsibility to do so. This website contains salty language, mild to moderate humorous descriptions of sexual acts and violence, satiric elements, and such. Kiddies, stay away if you’re too fragile to handle such material.


This website is affiliated with Amazon as a means to offset the cost of maintaining this website. Every purchase you make from the links on our website to these merchants will allow us to receive some commission that will go to paying for the annual web hosting fees of this website. Third party interactive content may have advertisements served by the service provider.


This website tracks user traffic patterns throughout all of our sites. However, we do not correlate this information with data about individual users. We get a general image of the type of visitors that are visiting this site. This information is of use only for us to compare the number of visitors coming here month by month and check out other websites that are linking to us.

The search engine tracks and catalogs the search terms that users enter in the search function, but this tracking is never associated with individual users. We use the tracking information to determine which areas of this website that users enjoy and don’t enjoy based on traffic to those areas. We do not and cannot track what individual users do on this website, but we can track how well each page performs overall. We only use this information to get a general impression on what ticks and what doesn’t with visitors like you.


This website uses third party services, either for advertising or communication purposes, and we have no control over what they do. You can find the terms and conditions of these service providers at the relevant pages. You use them at your own risk. Don’t look at us if you end up at the receiving end of Viagra and porn ads. We’ve already warned you at each of these services.


Corrections are welcome. Yes, we’re aware that we make spelling and grammatical errors. We try to zap them when we see them, but we always welcome people pointing out some boo-boos we’ve missed.

We also welcome comments, criticisms, praises, blank checks, and gifts. Please, no soiled underwear, although we don’t mind receiving nude photos from hot guys.

Oh, and we may or may not answer. We’re busy. But we appreciate every feedback and will not sell your email address or add them to some mailing list without your permission.


If we decide to change this privacy policy, we will post those changes on this page so that you are always aware of what information we collect, how we use it, and under what circumstances will w disclose it.