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This website features reviews of books, movies, music, and other stuff, all written and (badly) edited by yours truly here. We reserve the right to update this site whenever our schedule permits, and our opinions are 100% correct as far as we’re concerned because, strangely enough, we’ve never disagreed with a thing we’ve said. If you disagree with anything, you can let us know, but we can’t promise we’d care. If you don’t like our tone, tough. Go eat a cookie and find another place online that’s more to your liking.
BORING LEGAL STUFF
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This website is created to indulge our own sense of self-importance. We don’t want to educate anyone or change anyone’s mind. It will be nice if you wish to adore us and worship our opinions, but that’s not really necessary. We’re not journalists, literature gurus, or authors. We don’t have any horse in any race where publishers and bloggers are concerned. Simply put, this is a website of readers, watchers, and listeners who like to see their words up online.
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