The author can’t seem to decide whether her heroine is a ten-year old or a big-breasted waif.
The heroine is alright, but the rest of the story could use some more work done on them.
This is a cute fairy-tale romance that breaks down my cynicism.
All these unhappy people in a tragic musical chair game. How sad for them.
Moron heroine wants to be Darth Vader. Or something. Epic fail galore.