Ashanti? Try A-shitty.
The world is ending? Who cares – the heroine is more concerned about making babies with the man who hates her. Genius!
Yes, let’s conclude a dire trilogy with the worst book of the lot!
Whiny and miserable people mashing groins in an effort to bring me down.
Southern mermaid women’s fiction sounds good on paper, but in execution, it’s not up to scratch.