by Spice Girls, pop/R&B (2000)
EMI/Virgin, ASIN B0000507FU

It is with terpidation that I play this long-awaited third release from the Spice Girls. I love the Girls, they are fun and they make the best pop music ever, no matter what the snobby Radiohead groupies say, but their venomous reviews of the Girls' R&B sound do get to me, no matter how hard I try not to.

But surprise - Forever may not be as bouncy as bouyant as Spiceworld, but it is not bad at all. Tired, maybe. And Rodney Jenkins deserves to be shot for his gratuitous "Darkchild" brand labelling all over the songs. Darkchild, my ass. But Forever isn't a departure as much as an extension of the R&B trip of their debut album.

For instance, Weekend Love is a gentle, amazingly poppy piece of work, despite its scathing female-revenge lyrics. Holler is great with its hypnotic chorus, as is the nasty f**k-you-Geri anthem of Tell Me Why, the latter questioning if this traitor has been using them all along for her own gains. Or maybe it's a finger salute to Mel B's ex, Jimmy Gulzar. Who knows?

All I know is that they sound great.

And my, If You Wanna Have Some Fun is simply superb. It's everything fun and moving since Who Do You Think You Are? - try not to move when you hear this, I dare you.

Stand-out ballads include the epic (but badly-worded) Let Love Lead The Way. Oxygen skirts close to elevator music territory, but beautiful harmonies and surprisingly heartfelt and mature lyrics make this a beautiful tearjerking moment to savor.

There are missteps, such as the surprisingly tired Right Back At Ya and Time Goes By, but still, you know what? Yes, Forever isn't their best album, but it is still one great, fun pop album. Sod the critics, I'm gonna have fun instead of moaning over the Girls having lost their "magic". Besides, I don't see them going orgasmic over the Girls' early albums in the first place, those hypocrites.

Rating: 89

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