Romeo Must Die (2000)
Main cast: Jet Li (Han Shin), Aaliyah (Trish O'Day), Delroy Lindo (Isaak O'Day), Henry O (Chu Sing), Russell Wong (Kai), Edoardo Ballerini (Roth), and Isaiah Washington (Mac)
Director: Andrzej Bartkowiak

The idea is inspired. I mean, Chinese martial arts meet Black hip-hop and firearms. And put in a star-crossed interracial romance, and the result is something irresistable. I must watch Romeo Must Die. It also helps that I'm a fan of hunks Jet Li and Russell Wong and I do adore Aaliyah's music.

Too bad that the script tries to preach. Preaching spoils RMD, because the only way RMD, with its illogical loopholes and minimal characterizations, can succeed is by becoming campy. And you can't be campy if you start preaching.

The Oakland waterfront is ruled by rich families the Shin and the O'Day. When plans are made to build a multi-million dollar stadium here, both families start fighting for the lion's share. When the youngest Shin son is found dead after a skirmish in an O'Day-run nightclub, things get ugly.

Our hero Han is serving prison term when he heard of his beloved brother's death, and he breaks out in a style that makes MacGyver looks like a dunce. Han goes to Oakland to avenge his brother. He meets Trish, the O'Day daughter who doesn't want anything to do with her family's illegal activities. Soon both get really tangled up into their families' crossfires.

I love it when RMD starts delivering the fight scenes. Li is simply amazing, displaying a dexterity and flexibility in speed that simply takes my breath away. He has also a disarmingly boyish presence - when he smiles almost shyly, I can't help but to sigh. His English dialogues do sound subdued, but even so, he is irresistable as a realiable superhero. And Aaliyah makes a perfect ice princess who has Han twisted around her little finger. She oozes poise and sophistication in icy regal classiness. Watch out for the scene where she is "taught" by Han to fight a female villian!

Everything is exaggerated in RMD, wonderfully so. From the loud hip hop rhythms blended wonderfully with Chinese ceremonial traditions, everything works like an utterly campy cult classic. But the movie falters when it starts preaching about peace and family. RMD isn't a substantial movie, heck, it shouldn't even try to be. No self-respecting cult movie dares to be preachy.

From the breathless prison breakouts to the final battle scenes, RMD is fun, camp, and adrenaline rush all the way, bogged down in the middle by preachy moralizing. But what the heck, I love this movie. Critics giving this movie bad reviews are missing the point: years from now, people won't remember American Beauty, but RMD will still be watched again and again on video. And that's where RMD rules supreme.

Rating: 82

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