I Survived a Zombie Holocaust (2014)
So, what happens when real zombies crash into a zombie movie set? Human buffet time, naturally.
Category:Film Reviews
Skyscraper (2018)
How did the song go? Oh right: yet another movie with the Rock playing the Rock as the Rock. I’m starting to get bored,
Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
A perfect antidote to the bittersweet aftertaste of that last Marvel Cinematic Universe movie. Fun, frothy, and shallow in a good way.
Arachnia (2003)
My face when the fakest of the fake props are more natural than any of the cast in this low budget catastrophe.
Sicario: Day of the Soldado (2018)
This sequel appears to be one in name only – despite having the same names and faces in both movies, the leads are different people.
Sicario (2015)
It’s “Let’s finally watch the first movie now that the sequel is just around the corner!” time with a yummy hitman.
Adrift (2018)
I need to care about the characters to cry over their plight. I don’t care about any of the characters in this one.
Ocean’s 8 (2018)
How can a movie with so many talented people end up being such a lifeless bore?
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Don’t let PETA-type morons be in charge. Who cares if millions of humans die? SAVE THAT CUTE MAN-EATING DINOSAUR!
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
Does this movie deserve to flop this hilariously? Probably not, but serves the higher-ups of the film right for its terrible handling of the movie.
