Terms & Privacy

Your Privacy
You have to submit some personal info to be able to leave comments, but we don’t have any use for your info. We don’t sell them to third parties or spam you with stuff.

Affiliate Programs and Advertisements
This website is affiliated with Amazon as a means to offset the cost of maintaining this website. Every purchase you make from the links on our website to these merchants will allow us to receive some commission that will go to paying for the annual web hosting fees of this website.

Children
We don’t care about protecting the children because it is not my responsibility to do so. This website contains salty language, mild to moderate humorous descriptions of sexual acts and violence, satiric elements, and such. Kiddies, stay away if you’re too fragile to handle such material.

Usage Tracking
This website tracks user traffic patterns throughout all of our sites. However, we do not correlate this information with data about individual users. The host platform has C-Panel, a program that breaks down overall usage statistics according to a user’s domain name, browser type, and MIME type by reading this information from the browser string (information contained in every user’s browser). This allows us to get a general image of the type of visitors that are visiting this site. This information is of use to us only to compare the number of visitors coming here month by month and check out sites that are linking to this website.

The search engine tracks and catalogs the search terms that users enter in the search function, but this tracking is never associated with individual users. We do not and cannot track what individual users do on this website, but rather we can track how well each page performs overall. We only use this information to get a general impression on what ticks and what doesn’t with visitors like you.

Third Party Services
This website uses third party services, either for advertising or communication purposes, and we have no control over what they do. You can find the terms and conditions of these service providers at the relevant pages. You use them at your own risk. Don’t look at us if you end up at the receiving end of Viagra and porn ads. We’ve already warned you.

Terms of Use
The content of this website is strictly of our own opinion. Whether you choose to agree or disagree is entirely your prerogative. We am not responsible for any weight loss, bad choices, break-ups, break-downs, or any other things that may or may not arise from your visit.

If we decide to change my privacy policy, we will post those changes on this page so that you are always aware of what information we collect, how we use it, and under what circumstances will we disclose it