Leavings (1991)
Great premise, lame execution. In other words, it’s Monsters!
Tag:Tony Shalhoub
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)
This movie is the best kind of apology one can give for the dire thing that came before it.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
This movie is a reboot, completely ruined by that brain damaged bimbo who is responsible for every single mess in this movie.
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)
After a good previous entry, we now backslide into ugh territory.
Life or Something Like It (2002)
Edward Burns continues to flail in his efforts to be Hollywood’s ultimate leading man.
Impostor (2002)
How could they do this to Phillip K Dick? Go ruin a Stephen King story instead!
Men in Black II (2002)
Men in dud, more like. How did it go from a fun movie to… this?
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
Too much CGI, not enough of everything else. This one is a puke bucket.
Spy Kids (2001)
Robert Rodriguez directing a kiddie movie? Are pigs flying now?
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Oh god, this so-meta parody of Star Trek is definitely one to remember!