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Tag:Robert Pattinson

Tenet (2020)

August 31, 2020 | 4 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Crime & Thriller

This is the most obvious Christopher Nolan-ish movie that the man has ever done, for mostly good and some bad.

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The Lighthouse (2019)

The Lighthouse (2019)

March 1, 2020 | 3 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Horror & Monster

This is a very pretty movie of two people acting crazy. Horror? What horror?

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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

June 23, 2010 | 3 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Action & Adventure

So many hot guys in this movie. I need to fan my… face.

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The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

November 23, 2009 | 2 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Action & Adventure

The only reason to watch this is shirtless Taylor Lautner. Those abs alone give ten points to Team Jacob.

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Twilight (2008)

Twilight (2008)

December 17, 2008 | 2 Oogies, Film Reviews, Genre: Action & Adventure

The movie adaptation of that book commits the worst crime ever: it is lethally boring.

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

December 12, 2005 | 1 Oogie, Film Reviews, Genre: Action & Adventure

Harry Potter is up against the Gobshite of Dire, er, Goblet of Fire in another dud in the series.

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