Gunpowder Milkshake (2021)
Nice concept but the tired and dull execution misses the target completely.
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Morgan (2016)
This one pretends to be a more character-driven sci-fi horror, but it’s actually just about women kicking lots of crap out of one another.
San Andreas (2015)
Not even a humongous earthquake can stand before the might of The Rock.
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)
It’s a rather average action flick, but oh, it’s a gorgeous and heartbreaking love story.
Paycheck (2003)
Even big names need a paycheck for minimal wage sometimes.
Big Fat Liar (2002)
This one promises to be dumb, but damn if it isn’t entertaining and funny as well.
Planet of the Apes (2001)
Did anyone ask for this crappy remake? Or is this another excuse for Tim Burton to give Helena Bonham Carter another paycheck?
Duets (2000)
Behold, the healing powers of a karaoke machine!
Big Momma’s House (2000)
Oh momma, this is a big turd.
Man on the Moon (1999)
Is this a montage or a movie? It doesn’t seem to know either.