The Gentlemen (2019)
All the scruffiest, sleaziest male eye candies are gathered in a single film for me to enjoy. Bless.
Tag:Matthew McConaughey
The Dark Tower (2017)
Why do people keep adapting Stephen King’s works again? The track record has been dire on the whole.
Kubo and the Two Strings (2016)
Slapping American norms onto a Japanese setting. Isn’t that what they call “cultural appropriation”?
Interstellar (2014)
Christopher Nolan wastes almost 3 hours to show that women are horrible emotional creatures.
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)
This is more of a smarm vomit dipping session than a romantic comedy.
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)
This is a romantic comedy that forgot about the romance.
Reign of Fire (2002)
It has dragons, Christian Bale, and… dragons! Ooh.
Frailty (2001)
Bill Paxton’s directorial debut is slick, smart, thrilling, and maybe not as smart as it’d like to think it is.
The Wedding Planner (2001)
This one is so artificial and cloying, it’s almost audaciously bad.
U-571 (2000)
Does a wartime submarine movie have to be this boring?