John Carpenter’s Pro-Life (2006)
Don’t dis abortion, you conservative poo-bugs, because you never know when you need to get rid of the demon baby growing inside you.
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Abandon (2002)
The idea of Katie Holmes as a lead in a thriller is mildly intriguing, but the execution is not up to par.
What Women Want (2000)
This is so gross, degrading, and reliant on the assumption that a woman will love a man, no matter what an ass he is, just because.
Woman on Top (2000)
This supposedly feminist romantic comedy won’t happen if the heroine didn’t look like Penélope Cruz. So much for that, then.