Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)
The art scene is a pretentious carnival of suck, so let’s liven it up with some paranormal homicide.
Tag:John Malkovich
Bird Box (2018)
Oh look, it’s A Blinded Place, a sequel to that A Quiet Place movie!
Mile 22 (2018)
The star of the show is a guy who looks hot in tight black undies as he violently murders the hell out of people.
Deepwater Horizon (2016)
If you need more reasons to hate BP, watch this disaster flick. It’s based on a true story as well as Hallmark tropes.
Mutant Chronicles (2008)
This one could have been great, but it ends up a mess instead.
Beowulf (2007)
My, my, that artificial hot body really took the years off Ray Winstone!
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Is this a comedy or a drama? Doesn’t matter – it’s fantastically fabulous and fun from start to finish!