Gods and Monsters (2022)
This is the end. THIS IS THE END. Yes, baby!
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Asylum (2022)
This is the second-to-last episode, so yes, let’s bring on the annoying hippo lady.
The Tomb (2022)
Two more episodes after this… does anybody care? Well, aside from those folks paid by Disney to pretend that they do, that is.
The Friendly Type (2022)
Does anyone actually get excited for this show?
Summon the Suit (2022)
If this show were to be an apology for how Disney misused Oscar Isaac in the past, well, it’s not a good one.
The Goldfish Problem (2022)
Oscar Isaac really can’t stay away from superhero movies, can he?
24 Hours to Live (2017)
Travis Conrad and John Wick bromance… when?
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
Go watch The Fifth Element instead. Multipass and Diva Palabarbecuepaloma are better than anything in here.
The Magnificent Seven (2016)
It’s best to watch this one with expectations set at an all-time low, as it is just another loud, dumb remake.
Sinister (2012)
Come scream at people taking ten hours to cross the kitchen and other scary stuff.