Respect the OG, but the gamebook itself is nothing remarkable.

This is like a G-rated acid trip that makes no sense whatsoever.

The whales have a secret to tell you. No, seriously, they do.

You’re living the Jules Verne dream, woo-hoo!

They told you not to go, so you go and get captured. Genius.

You crashed onto one of the most boring planets ever. Will you get out before you die of boredom?

Where are you going to run to when the blood suckers come for you?

Who you gonna call?