Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (2022)
This movie franchise really needs a reboot or a merciful pull of the plug.
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Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)
JK Rowling finally gets to share the same oxygen as the two men she has the hots for.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)
JK Rowling’s “I wrote the script myself!” Pokemon GO movie is… uneven. Eddie Redmayne is frightfully gorgeous, though.
Jupiter Ascending (2015)
No, it’s not even close to being The Matrix. There are better things to watch, surely.
Black Death (2010)
The Black Death kills many, but the most terrifying things here are the humans.
Hick (2011)
This is one sodden mess of a movie that doesn’t seem to know how to tell me a coherent story.
Les Misérables (2012)
It’s a cliché, but true in this context: watch the original, or listen to the soundtrack – both are much better than this movie adaptation.