Suspiria (2018)
Fear the dancing, colourful, wrinkled elderly vagina!
Tag:Chloë Grace Moretz
The 5th Wave (2016)
Prepare to be swept away by the crappiest cash-in teens-are-dumb franchise to date. No doubt there will be worse to come.
The Equalizer (2014)
Denzel Washington brings on his most piercing glare and scowl to The Equalizer. The impressive body count, alas, includes the plot as well.
Hick (2011)
This is one sodden mess of a movie that doesn’t seem to know how to tell me a coherent story.
The Amityville Horror (2005)
Watch this for Ryan Reynolds’s baring some rather nice amount of skin. Don’t watch it for anything else.