Eternals (2021)
I find myself missing Inhumans, and that’s not good.
Tag:Angelina Jolie
Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (2019)
A wicked witch isn’t so much fun when she’s no longer the underdog.
Maleficent (2014)
Maleficent has Angelina Jolie and… well, not much else.
Salt (2010)
This one could use a heroine who looks like she can actually swing a punch, but it’s still very cool and fun.
Beowulf (2007)
My, my, that artificial hot body really took the years off Ray Winstone!
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
This is the movie that started the banging – ahem – but it doesn’t really rock the house much, all things considered.
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)
This is a gorgeous but rather hollow movie. Quite a waste, sadly.
Taking Lives (2004)
Why is this movie so dull?
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003)
Yeah, I don’t think this franchise is going to happen.
Life or Something Like It (2002)
Edward Burns continues to flail in his efforts to be Hollywood’s ultimate leading man.