Newest Movie Reviews

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) Genre: Action fantasy The robots are back in this complete mess of an ill-plotted turd, featuring an irritating douchebag and his talentless girlfriend hanging below a giant robot's brown scrotum. Whatever - you've been warned. Rating: 73

Recent Movie Reviews

Beowulf (2007)
Genre: Action fantasy
Rating: 76

Snakes On A Train (2006)
Genre: Horror
Rating: 42

The Gravedancers (2006)
Genre: Horror
Rating: 55

Trespassers (2006)
Genre: Horror
Rating: 09

Friday The 13th (2009)
Genre: Horror
Rating: 26

Drag Me To Hell (2009)
Genre: Horror
Rating: 78

Terminator Salvation (2009)
Genre: Sci-fi action
Rating: 71

Fireball (Thai) (2009)
Genre: Action
Rating: 82

Doom (2005)
Genre: Sci-fi action
Rating: 76

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Genre: Action fantasy
Rating: 66

All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006)
Genre: Thriller
Rating: 84

Balls Out: Gary The Tennis Coach (2009)
Genre: Comedy
Rating: 52

Resident Evil: Degeneration (2008)
Genre: Animated action/horror
Rating: 52

The Covenant (2006)
Genre: Supernatural thriller
Rating: 26

Dead Silence (2007)
Genre: Horror
Rating: 85

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
Genre: Action/horror
Rating: 77

Rating Key

90 - 100 Smashing good!
80 - 89 Worth the ticket price
70 - 79 Flawed but watchable
60 - 69 Wait for matinee
50 - 59 Wait for video
30 - 49 Borrow the video from a friend
Under 30 Don't bother