Berkley Sensation, $15.00, ISBN 0-425-20257-7
Contemporary Erotica, 2005

Books more enjoyable than this flimsy, badly-written, and thankfully short story about Danny Rees and Stella Scott having sex and arguing non-stop (which is exactly what the plot is, by the way):

1. Living with Syphilis for the Rest of Your Life
2. How to Perform Mammograms at Home Using Your Refrigerator Door
3. Lobotomy for Dummies
4. Britney and Kevin: Chaotic!… The Photo Album
5. Be Kool-Aid! How to Be a Cool Death Cult Member
6. Scientologize It – Tom Cruise’s Guide to Better Living
7. OMG HES sO CuTe!!!!!!!111111111111 – A Comprehensive Guide Into the Psyche of a Teenage American Idol Fan
8. Photographs of Scurvy and Other Oral Diseases
9. A Pictorial Guide to Self-Performed Colonoscopy
10. Fat Tattooed Slobs in Vegas: REAL Captures from Vegas Strip Joints