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How timely, this is a movie featuring two people in current TV shows from producer Ryan Murphy, reminding you as to how bad they are at acting.
Hopefully, this flat and draggy movie is indeed the last of its kind.
On the bright side, the zombie disease is still killing off all these twits.
Careful, you may contract high blood pressure from all the obnoxious cretins in this movie.
What happens when MacGyver gets scuttled to Mars and has everything at his disposal to do his survival stuff?
They paid Dolph Lundgren and Scott Adkins to be in this one, but don’t put in any martial arts scene? Dumbasses.
Poor Bobby Fischer. It turns out that he’s just a poor mentally unhinged guy oppressed by the government and capitalism and whatever.
This one borrows so heavily from many better movies, so why watch this one, and not those movies?
It makes fun of the previous movie and goes all out dumb. Credit given for effort, I guess.
Go watch The Omen or something – it’d be much better than this dreary waste of time.
Perhaps it is inevitable, but these Marvel superhero movies are starting to have a by-the-numbers feel.
If you want your fond memories of the early movies to be violated to pieces, then yes, watch this one.
Well, at least the cast members are so pretty to look at.
Gratuitous sex scenes and disgusting gore in a low-budget crap flick. That’s… quite cool, actually.
It’s everything a straight-to-video horror movie usually is – no surprises, really.
If you have seen any of the previous movies, this one is going to feel very familiar.
This movie is so sexist, creepy, plot-free, crap, disgustingly exploitative, misogynist… it’s actually amazing.
It’s not scary or entertaining, no matter how loud they make the sound effects.
Not even a humongous earthquake can stand before the might of The Rock.
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