HOT SAUCE REVIEWS: MOVIES
Big and small screens, online and offline.
Joss Whedon once again proves that he’s overrated when it comes to his ability as a writer and director.
Stripper zombie women vs four people. Now that’s a party.
So much male full frontal nudity, so many explicit scenes, and yet, so little joy to be had.
Rest in peace, Paul Walker. You beautiful, beautiful man. This movie, on the other hand…
The gang is doing it for family. Family, family, family. Thank god there are still explosions.
Now this is what a movie with Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, and the Rock should be: so fun, it’s almost illegal.
Well, well, the hot boys are back. After that aberration set in Tokyo, this one speeds things back on track.
Older guy picks up a teenager and offers some money in exchange for sex. Really, what is the worst that can happen?
Yes, this is a movie in which Osama bin Laden is a zombie that has to be killed. Really!
Another “documentary-style” movie – a sci-fi one, rather than horror, but still, boring and played out.
This one doesn’t even pretend to be feminist even a little. Two steps forward, twenty steps back…
This one has more in common with that film about an abused horse valiantly enduring, only more smug and pretentious.
Someone in England thought it’d be great to combine Saw with a bunch of teens in the woods. Horrible.
Come scream at people taking ten hours to cross the kitchen and other scary stuff.
Is an Antichrist killing all the bullies in town? If yes, shouldn’t he be… the good guy?
No, it’s not even close to being The Matrix. There are better things to watch, surely.
This movie needs to be ten times more absurd and offensive than it actually is.
This is a love story between a young man and an 81-year old man. The problem? Not enough passion.
That dude from Downton Abbey is now a homicidal maniac. How does that work, exactly?
Mutant crocodiles are eating the rednecks of Louisiana one by one! Well, I suppose this is an awful thing.
- Various States of Undress: Carolina by Laura Simcox
- The Perfect Mistress by Victoria Alexander
- Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
- Trouble on Planet Earth by RA Montgomery
- The Governess Club: Louisa by Ellie Macdonald
- The Governess Club: Sara by Ellie Macdonald
- Stripperland (2011)
- Prisoner of the Ant People by RA Montgomery
- Mine Tonight by Lisa Marie Perry
- Pocket Apocalypse by Seanan McGuire
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