mrsgiggles.com

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Okay, Listen Up Folks

This website features reviews of books, movies, music, and other stuff, all written and (badly) edited by yours truly here. I reserve the right to update this site whenever my schedule permits, and my opinions are 100% correct as far as I'm concerned because, strangely enough, I've never disagreed with a thing I've said. If you disagree with anything, you can let me know, but I can't promise I'd care. If you don't like my tone, tough. Go eat a cookie and find another place online that's more to your liking.

Mission Statement

This website is created to indulge my own sense of self-importance. I don't want to educate anyone or change anyone's mind. It will be nice if you wish to adore me and worship my opinions, but that's not really necessary. I'm not a journalist, a literature guru, or an author. I don't have any horse in any race where publishers and bloggers are concerned. Simply put, this is a website of a reader, watcher, and listener who likes to see her words up online.

Felicitate Me

Corrections are welcome. Yes, I'm aware that I make spelling and grammatical errors. I try to zap them when I see them, but I always welcome people pointing out some boo-boos I've missed.

I also welcome comments, criticisms, praises, blank checks, and gifts. Please, no soiled underwear, although I don't mind receiving nude photos from hot guys such as Hugh Jackman and Mark Ruffalo.

What are you waiting for? Contact me, if you wish to.

Oh, and I may or may not answer. I'm busy. But I appreciate every feedback, I really do.

Boring Legal Stuff

This site is owned by yours truly, Mrs Giggles. Original writings belong to me and while they can reproduced on websites or dead tree material as long as you don't try to make money out of my work, it will be nice if you will credit me for these material. It will also be nice if you can write in and let me me know if you want to use anything on this website.

Your Privacy

I don't use cookies on the website. I don't know how to, heh, and I don't need to. But Amazon advertisements and the third-party material on this website could very well contain cookies.

Affiliate Programs and Advertisements

This website is affiliated with Amazon as a means to offset the cost of maintaining this website. Every purchase you make from the links on our website to these merchants will allow me to receive some commission that will go to paying for the annual web hosting fees of this website. Advertisements in this website are served by Google and Amazon while third party interactive content may have advertisements served by the service provider.

Children

I don't care about protecting the children because it is not my responsibility to do so. This website contains salty language, mild to moderate humorous descriptions of sexual acts and violence, satiric elements, and such. Kiddies, stay away if you're too fragile to handle such material.

Usage Tracking

This website tracks user traffic patterns throughout all of our sites. However, I do not correlate this information with data about individual users. The host platform has C-Panel, a program that breaks down overall usage statistics according to a user's domain name, browser type, and MIME type by reading this information from the browser string (information contained in every user's browser). This allows me to get a general image of the type of visitors that are visiting this site. This information is of use to me only for me to compare the number of visitors coming here month by month and check out sites that are linking to this website.

The search engine tracks and catalogs the search terms that users enter in the search function, but this tracking is never associated with individual users. I use the tracking information to determine which areas of this website that users enjoy and don't enjoy based on traffic to those areas. I do not and cannot track what individual users do on this website, but rather I can track how well each page performs overall. I only use this information to get a general impression on what ticks and what doesn't with visitors like you.

Third Party Services

This website uses third party services, either for advertising or communication purposes, and I have no control over what they do. You can find the terms and conditions of these service providers at the relevant pages. You use them at your own risk. Don't look at me if you end up at the receiving end of Viagra and porn ads. I've already warned you.

Terms of Use

The content of this website is strictly of my own opinion. Whether you choose to agree or disagree is entirely your prerogative. I am not responsible for any weight loss, bad choices, break-ups, break-downs, or any other things that may or may not arise from your visit.

If I decide to change my privacy policy, I will post those changes on this page so that you are always aware of what information I collect, how I use it, and under what circumstances will I disclose it.