Just send the e to us direct at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Praises, criticisms, accolades, flames, and gifts are welcome. No marriage proposals or hook-up requests, please, although we don’t mind getting naked photos – provided that you are a hot guy, of course.
Naturally, we reserve the right to respond to or ignore your emails. We are nice, though, we try to reply whenever we can.
Don’t worry, we won’t include you in some mailing list or sell your email address to other people.
You can also check out our guestbook (opens in new tab; it’s practically a historical relic). You can see what people left in there, back when guestbooks were all the rage. Have your adblockers ready, though, as it’s a third-party thing that serves ads and pop-ups. Also, it is not mobile-friendly, sorry!
These are our awards that we managed to get by begging or getting people to take pity on us. We don’t go for fancy awards like Webby and stuff because those are for boring people. Our awards are wacky and adorable.