Just send the e to us direct at email@example.com.
Praises, criticisms, accolades, flames, and gifts are welcome. No marriage proposals or hook-up requests, please, although we don’t mind getting naked photos – provided that you are a hot guy, of course.
Naturally, we reserve the right to respond to or ignore your emails. We are nice, though, we try to reply whenever we can.
Don’t worry, we won’t include you in some mailing list or sell your email address to other people.
You can also check out our guestbook, it’s practically a historical relic. You can see what people left in there, back when guestbooks were all the rage. Have your adblockers ready, though, as it’s a third-party thing that serves ads and pop-ups. Also, it is not mobile-friendly, sorry!